Here we are. We truly have sunk this low. Sank. Sunken. Sankened? Either way, we are happy to bring you an absolutely-fantabrulous, mostly-sprenafular, and usually just pretty uninteresting news portion of our site. This is where we will update you, oh humble user of desktop computer (maybe), oh mighty knight of mouse and pad, lo - great and vast hero user of actual websites for information, rather than social media. THIS, dear companion - THIS is where you will get information you’d normally be getting on our Facebook and Instagram pages (don’t be tempted to click those links, humble browserlord, for they are forbidden). Sadly, you shan’t find any real news on our Twitter page; still, here you are, presented before us.
The only thing to tell you really is that we have a show on August 17th, as a part of The ‘Zoid. You can get some tickets here. Stay safe and hydrated out there friends, love yourself, love other people, and go for that wholesome moment.